WARD ONLINE
CENSUS 564 POOLS
Recovery ward · live
Monitors read flat.
Commit 50 USDG and one revival line to a silent pool. Its EKG stays flat until real trades arrive; week-four Arbiter verdict populates your permanent ledger.
- You geta liquidity position of your own, minted to your wallet
- It getsyour one-line plan on the bed, in public
- Week fourthe Arbiter's verdict on your record, kept or given up
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Silent beds on the board
110 pools went a whole day without a trade
- APE / WETH 1%pancakeswap-v3-robinhood · last trade 2026-08-31silent12 d$13K0.25% · to providers
- RCH / WETH 1%pancakeswap-v3-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-02silent10 d$12K0.25% · to providers
- PENNY / WETHeasya-kickstart-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-06silent6 d$3K0.25% · to providers
- PREHOODS / WETHeasya-kickstart-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-06silent6 d$3K0.25% · to providers
- COIN / WETHsectorone-v2-2-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-06silent6 d$7250.25% · to providers
- IOU / WETHpancakeswap-v2-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-06silent6 d$850.25% · to providers
- SIRIUS / NVDAclanker-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-07silent5 d$20K0.25% · to providers
- TT / WETHclanker-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-07silent5 d$6K0.25% · to providers
- AI / NVDAclanker-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-07silent5 d$6K0.25% · to providers
- PNAPLE / AAPLmint-club-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-07silent5 d$1090.25% · to providers
- CIPHERHOOD / WETHclanker-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-08silent4 d$24K0.25% · to providers
- NAUGHTY / WETHclanker-robinhood · last trade 2026-09-08silent4 d$21K0.25% · to providers
12 of 24 beds shown · census read from GeckoTerminalrecorded
WALK THE WARD →Live vitals
Ward reports chain-wide patient status
Current readings show the pools under observation, the beds on the board, the adopters on duty and the traces that returned to activity. You consult these before selecting a bed.
Pools in census
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41 venues crawled
Silent beds
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no trade for two days or more
Deepest silence
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days, single worst bed
Liquidity asleep
$0
USD sitting in silent pools
Counters roll on every scanner pass. A number the chain cannot confirm is shown as an em dash, never as zero.
Recovery ward
Each bed displays one silent patient
The live list presents every pool that has gone quiet. Select any bed to view its flat monitor and prepare your adoption. Pool type is stated clearly so you know what fees, if any, the position can receive.
Showing 6 of 24 beds · 50 per page on the ward
ALL BEDS →Select patient
Review its monitor and history
You see the complete flat trace since the last trade and confirm whether the pool pays fees to providers at all. Draft your one-line revival plan. Only then do you attach the liquidity IV.
APE / WETH 1% · chart
28 days on the chart
2026-08-18today
Trades, 24 h
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Fee to providers
0.25%
Venue
pancakeswap-v3-robinhood
Your revival line
“Two market-making passes a day until it trades on its own.”
The monitor stays flat until real trades arrive.
NO ACTIVITY IS EVER INVENTED · WARD RULE 01
Attach liquidity IV
Mint your adopter position with 50 USDG
Transfer 50 USDG from your wallet and enter one revival line. The position is minted to you directly by Uniswap v4's PositionManager on chain 4663. The ward never takes custody of funds; you withdraw it yourself.
STEP 01
Approve 50 USDG
A Permit2 approval from your own wallet. Gas is paid in ETH, separately from the ticket.
STEP 02
Mint the position
PositionManager mints the range to your address. The pons hook gates nothing, so the add goes through.
STEP 03
Sign the line
One EIP-712 signature attaches your revival plan to the bed, in public, without gas.
Adoption · APE / WETH 1%
this bed pays providers 0.25%
- 01 · Approve 50 USDG
- 02 · Mint the position
- 03 · Sign the revival line
Weekly trace log
Scanner reads the chain each week
Real trades put pulses on the EKG. With no trades the line stays flat and the log records zero volume. These four weeks are APE / WETH 1%'s own recorded daily candles, zeros included.
Week 1
1 active day
$2 volume
Week 2
1 active day
$1 volume
Week 3
0 active days
$0 volume
Week 4
0 active days
$0 volume
Every figure above comes from APE / WETH 1%'s daily candles on GeckoTerminal. A week the scanner could not read is marked unread, never zero.
Arbiter verdict
Balance scale rules at week four
The Arbiter examines the four weekly traces. Outcomes are kept, doubled, or given up. The verdict populates your adopter record in the ledger. No other results are possible.
Kept
The position stays. The trace beat at least once in four weeks.
Doubled
The adopter added a second 50 USDG. The ledger notes both.
Given up
The position was withdrawn. The flat trace stays on the record.
Benefactor ledger
Public record of every adoption
The ledger holds each clinician's plan, the bed they took and the Arbiter's verdict. Entries are permanent and visible to any visitor. Your record appears the moment you adopt.
- 0x828c…52f7“Two market-making passes a day until it trades on its own.”APE / WETH 1%kept
- 0x2067…4731“I bought the top here. I am paying the rent on the bed.”RCH / WETH 1%kept
- 0x2b12…df9b“Four weeks of quotes, then I let it go.”PENNY / WETHgiven up
- 0xafaa…5a58“Tight range, small size, no heroics. Somebody has to be the other side.”PREHOODS / WETHkept
50 rows per page · adopters, plans and verdicts are simulated until the first real signaturesimulated
Method and sources
Numbers read from the chain only
This version runs on recorded real data from live endpoints while the census fills up. A pons v2 pool pays liquidity providers nothing. A pools.trade pool pays a real 0.25 percent fee to providers. The ward states this per bed.
GeckoTerminal
Per-DEX pool listings and daily candles. 30 calls a minute, no key. The ranked network endpoint cannot reach the quiet tail, which is why the census walks every venue.
Uniswap v4 StateView
Pool and position state on chain 4663, for the adoption itself.
PonsV2MemeHook
The hook address that identifies a graduated pons pool — and proves it pays providers nothing.
Blockscout
Swap and ModifyLiquidity logs behind every trace, once the scanner runs.
Questions the ward gets asked
- Will I receive fees from the pool?
The ward states the fee structure on each bed. A graduated pons v2 pool pays liquidity providers nothing — its hook takes the swap fee. A pools.trade pool pays the provider 0.25 percent from swaps.
- Is the data fabricated in any way?
Every pool, liquidity figure and day of silence on this page was read from GeckoTerminal's public endpoints and is reproducible from the URLs on the method page. The adopters and their plans are simulated: no one has signed anything yet.
- Do I lose control of my 50 USDG?
The position would be minted directly to your wallet by Uniswap v4's PositionManager. You withdraw it yourself at any time. The ward holds no funds and never will.
- What happens if the pool stays silent?
The trace stays flat. The Arbiter still issues a verdict at week four and it is recorded in the ledger. A flat line is a result, not a missing one.
Begin rounds
Admit yourself to the ward
Examine the patients. Choose one silent pool. Attach the liquidity IV and your revival line. Track its pulse. The Arbiter will deliver its verdict at week four.
DAYS OF SILENCE ON THE BOARD
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deepest bed, measured from its last candle